Mark Twizzle and the Funny Nizzle Word

The newest edition of Mark Twain's Huck Finn, due out in February will have Nigger replaced with slave. Oh yes, it is true my friends, we are re-writing one of America's greatest novelist's finest work.  But it is okay!  It is for the protection of our youth, they need not read that foul language in the class room, hell, they might even turn into niggers!! Instead we turn them into slaves.  Censoring classic literature, it doesn't even make sense.  That's like, well shit, I don't even have an analogy because it's one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.  This censorship is a kin to the lowering of test standards to improve the rate in which kids pass the tests.  Plus, this is a thorough re-writing of history and should be illegal, it builds a false bravado of a nasty time in our nations development.  A time none of us shall forget, for we will repeat it, oh wait, the Mexicans', apparently, we never learned our lesson in the first place.  So we really are just lowering standards and making it easier to be a racist.  And somehow, I just know religion is behind this one, another great idea guys.  Tearing down our nations foundation brick by brick.  I would like to take the time to quote another great American, Dr. Laura, Nigger Nigger Nigger, lets just try to keep that word where it belongs, in our history, by way of Literature.  Fuck the whales, save the niggers.